Last night felt the end of the world for me. But I was still able to get on Tumblr this morning and laugh to my heart’s content. Glory be, Tumblr! No but seriously, it’s still the end of the world for me.
I've never had a new years kiss, a mistletoe kiss,...
Ever stare at your own eyes in the mirror so long that you start to not recognize yourself and get creeped out? Yeah… I don’t recommend it.
Just an observation.
You know what was great about Lincoln? Instead of trying to say “You’re wrong and I’m right,” he strove to find common ground between political parties so progress could be made rather than a lot of mudslinging and division, which modern politicians tend to encourage whether they know it or not. Today, it’s like you’re supposed to treat anyone of a different...
College in a nutshell.
Studying: Going to class: Sitting in class: Leaving last class on Friday: Weekend:
Guy potentially flirting with me:
Me on the inside: Me on the outside: Safely out of sight:
Kinda frustrating to search things like “angels” and “stockings” for pics for my season blog, and have nothing but pictures I’d rather not have on my computer around family come up.
3vilkid: YOU GUYS BETTER ALL FUCKING REBLOG THIS. or unfollow me.
So here's how my math class works
jagsrox: What we learn in class: 1 + 1 Homework: -55x + 47x Test: 39048240x^2(3454x + 84) + 8343x(x - 454)(354 - x) Which makes me wonder, did my dyscalculia make math impossible, or did impossible math give me dyscalculia?
Why I hate turkeys.
In honor of Thanksgiving, I give you a humorous story at my expense. Look at them. They’re big, dark, menacing… And did you know that unlike chickens, which are equally tasty, wild turkeys can freaking FLY? I didn’t know that until I saw it firsthand a few years ago. You’d think, having lived in an area to which wild turkeys were native, and also being fond of...
Sweet Jesus, I forgot how much I love potatoes.
Potato bar in the caf makes me think I should be eating potatoes everyday in honor of my ancestors who starved. “My potato brings all the Irish to the yard, and they’re like - That famine was hard! - Damn right, that famine was hard! I could feed you, but you’ll have to starve.” I shouldn’t find that funny at all. But I do.
Sudden urge to be outgoing...
Expectation: Reality: Result:
That's nice Tumblr...
DON’T EVER DO IT AGAIN. But mostly, if you wanted us to take action on this censoring matter, it would’ve been wise to pull your little stunt sooner so I would have time to form my own opinion instead of making a mad dash to stop something I know little about.
maemaewolf: jimmy fallon reading rainbow as jim morrison and the doors hahaha For some reason, my psych prof showed this at the beginning of class. It was hilarious.
Rant: Cover Art
Anyone ever get really annoyed when the cover art of a book has absolutely NOTHING to do with the content of the book? I realize this is quite literally why you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but honestly, I’d rather the book be a solid color with plain old Times New Roman font than have a picture that is misleading or just plain inaccurate to the the story within. What brought...
You think you have no homework:
The next day in class, “Ok everyone, hand in those papers.”
When you're talking to your friends about someone...
When you see that person in real life:
A nearby neighborhood is shooting off fireworks for 11:11 pm… ^_^
When a girl wants to kiss you: She plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
When a boy wants to kiss you: Smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
When I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately