Why I hate turkeys.
In honor of Thanksgiving, I give you a humorous story at my expense. Look at them. They’re big, dark, menacing… And did you know that unlike chickens, which are equally tasty, wild turkeys can freaking FLY? I didn’t know that until I saw it firsthand a few years ago. You’d think, having lived in an area to which wild turkeys were native, and also being fond of...
Sweet Jesus, I forgot how much I love potatoes.
Potato bar in the caf makes me think I should be eating potatoes everyday in honor of my ancestors who starved. “My potato brings all the Irish to the yard, and they’re like - That famine was hard! - Damn right, that famine was hard! I could feed you, but you’ll have to starve.” I shouldn’t find that funny at all. But I do.
Sudden urge to be outgoing...
Expectation: Reality: Result:
That's nice Tumblr...
DON’T EVER DO IT AGAIN. But mostly, if you wanted us to take action on this censoring matter, it would’ve been wise to pull your little stunt sooner so I would have time to form my own opinion instead of making a mad dash to stop something I know little about.
maemaewolf: jimmy fallon reading rainbow as jim morrison and the doors hahaha For some reason, my psych prof showed this at the beginning of class. It was hilarious.
Rant: Cover Art
Anyone ever get really annoyed when the cover art of a book has absolutely NOTHING to do with the content of the book? I realize this is quite literally why you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but honestly, I’d rather the book be a solid color with plain old Times New Roman font than have a picture that is misleading or just plain inaccurate to the the story within. What brought...
You think you have no homework:
The next day in class, “Ok everyone, hand in those papers.”