So I walk into my dorm room...
And I find my roommate holding bloody towels to her hand and the sink behind her looks like a crime scene. And the first thing she does is apologize for my glass bowl which she broke. X-D No but seriously, I took her to the ER and she got 8 stitches. I’m so glad I came back when I did. Especially since if I’d walked in after she’d had someone else take her to the ER, I’d...
Phrases I don't totally understand or wish to...
The following are phrases which the Tumblr community has been over-using lately. “GPOY” I had to look “GPOY” up to find that it means “gratuitous picture of you,” but I still don’t get it. Is it like saying, “This is totally you/me.” ? I don’t know. I’ve tried to use it before but the context never seems right, so I give...
When a girl is offered pizza, chocolate, or ice...
In public: In private:
Teenager Reacts To Seeing Record For First Time →
dreadfulpenny: This link makes me feel old… I’m hoping it’s set up. But I think the real criminal here is the father, for waiting till his daughter was a shallow 13-year-old before introducing her to records. She should have grown up with vinyl.
REBLOG AND ADD ALL THE NIGEL THORNBERRY GIFS
fireflyastoria: Collecting them for the lulz. They freak my husband out. *gigglesnort* These cheer me up so I’m posting ALL THE NIGELS. That I can find.
Within my first few moments of being back at school, I feel unwelcome, apprehensive, and drained. I spend most of my life trying to be well-meaning, but in the end, the favor is never returned. Ugh. I’m ready for summer break.
People in the hallway won't shut up, so you're...
But as soon as you’ve had enough, it gets quiet again. You sit back down, annoyed: A minute later, they’re noisy again: Gathering all your courage, you yell through the door… And they’re just like… So you settle with just quietly killing them and dancing on their dead bodies in your mind:
There's really only one way to deal with this SOPA...
daughter-of-smoke-and-bone: feedmysoulwithmusic: We steal the Declaration of Independence. o m f g
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
ifyoufeelthatway: may-13th: facadeenverre: is it even possible to get that amount of notes? Holy shit. The notes. I love humanity sometimes. HOLY FUCK THE NOTES. oh wow those notes! Let’s get to 190! wow, definitely worth the number of notes, but wow yus this has more notes than the “Reblog if you love Tumblr” post. O_O