Wake up pranks. Especially useful for sleepovers.
Get a fake spider: Get a fake head: Get firecrackers: If all else fails, just scream…. I laughed so loud I scared myself a little. Trying some of these when we all go camping this summer.
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
Fruit Smoothie Recipe
Recently I’ve been into fruit smoothies as healthy and satisfying breakfasts. I like other breakfast items but in the morning I can’t always handle heavy or salty foods and just want something cool and light that’s enough to keep me going till the afternoon. This has been a quick, easy solution. I keep a lot of different kinds of fresh fruit and juices around to experiment...
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
hpphans: edfreemaybe: Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500 Patrick...
Tornadoes Become Unexpected Wedding Guests →
“Pence and his soon-to-be-bride Candra were about to get married in Harper, Kansas when twisters started swirling a few miles away. While that would be cause for concern for most near-newlyweds, this Kansas family took it in stride.” I want this wedding.
hpphans: what if raoul didn’t have fine horses though like what if christine went outside and it was just like WTF, Raoul. W.T.F.
We’ve had our chicks for four days now and one has already died. I know it’s really common, especially in young chicks, and it’s pretty much to be expected for a few… And actually, the one that died wasn’t one of our own but one we were holding for someone else. However, I spent all day nursing this chick and had my heart in it. If it had lived I would have probably...
I have this awesome comic book idea. But I can’t tell anyone. People steal ideas. People plagiarize my shit. I hate people… This is frustrating. I guess I’ll just have to start making it and then post samples or something. Heavily watermarked samples. I’ll say this… Voodoo Dolly. Don’t think about it too much or I’ll sue you. 0_o
Sunspot Baby →
Polyvore set based around a swimsuit I’ll be getting soon.
Aesthetics… I like this word. It sounds as classy as what it means… That whole thing my tongue does with the “aesthe” part is cool. And then it all wraps up with a “tic.” . . . . This has been a test of the emergency procrastination system.
If anyone has some MCR codes (Coca-Cola product bottle caps, 12-pack box codes…) and they don’t use them, feel free to message them to me! I’m going for an item in the 501-2000 point range and I need a few hundred more points.