August 2012
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The Trick Is Not Minding That It Hurts.: I’m just... →
molotovdarling:
I’m just really sick of the PC police.
It’s gotten to the point where everything is so politically correct that it’s politically incorrect.
THIS IS THE INTERNET. If you can’t it, get the fuck off of it. Sorry to be so blunt, but what do you expect, hugs and snuggles? No.
Not everyone is going…
Thank you.
July 2012
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I don’t get it. I just don’t get how I could be related to such… stupidity.
Is it possible to disown a cousin? I think that’s my best option.
Watchvideohall:
The Lion King Rises
“The Summer of ‘94 part of it cracked me up.”
“I don’t know what this makes me want to watch more… The Lion King or Dark Knight Rises…”
Edit: The answer is both. Both is the correct answer.
“Never, has a rhinoceros falling onto a toucan been so hilariously dramatic.”
“I want to watch the Lion King so badly after seeing this!”
“I got chills!”
“The roar at...
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So. I went to my first and hopefully last sex-toy-party today. It was part of the baby shower, oddly enough.
Let me tell you, when I read that there would be a “toy” party with the baby shower, I was pretty damn suprised to show up and find that they didn’t mean rattles and teddy bears.
It wasn’t so bad since everyone was mellow about it… But needless to say I left...
obsessivecompulsivedistraction:
colorfoul:
i have 615 songs on my itunes.
still nothing to listen to.
Only 615?
I have 5963 songs on my iTunes.
I haven’t had anything to listen to ever. In the history of mankind.
Basically more music means less to listen to. Back when I only had a cruddy MP3 player that held maybe 35 songs at best… I listened to every damn song. Over and...
temple-of-time:
People who say video game music can’t be good because it’s video game music.
They’ve obviously never heard my orchestra play the Halo theme.
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Somewhere sailors are blushing.
I just dropped the f-bomb so hard I think the house cringed.
Every damn time I let my guard down around that stupid vacuum the heavy bottom extension falls over on my foot or leg. Now I have two huge red blotches on the same leg, soon to be bruises.
We call this vacuum Christine. She is red and hostile. And I am the ONLY one she wants to hurt, apparently.
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“Started early in the morning, the rain began to fall!
With thunderbolts and...”
– Sure Got Cold After the Rain Fell - ZZTop / Alan Jackson
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
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WHEN I SEE SOMEONE FROM MY RIVAL COLLEGE
texifornado:
howdoiputthisgently:
I.e. someone from t.u. or Mizzou.
Come at me, Knox! Ah… I’m no good at this rivalry as long as some of my high school classmates go there.
Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
Reblog if you are in an orchestra of any sort.
fuckyeahorchestra:
let’s show tumblr that we’re an army too.
MC chamber orchestra reporting for duty. We are small but mighty. B-)
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
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“I deserve passion. I deserve to be loved - in every way. I deserve a man who’ll...”
– Loretta Chase, Silk Is For Seduction (via creatingaquietmind)
They should just start making up fake countries to...
davegrohlsfacialhair:
simplydalektable:
emmiandthefireflies:
“And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”…
“And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose”
here comes the very agile Water Tribe, sure to take the gold in Ice Dodging…
Ah, and there are the Horse Lords of Rohan, looking quite regal as always.
mwesely:
actualcanadianfemmesherlock:
uptownquirrell:
hiiddles:
The TARDIS sound was the Doctor arriving to bring the torch, before realizing he couldn’t because Donna would remember him and having to leave.
This is my new reality.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
TARDIS sound included in 2012 Olympic Opening... →
Whovians around the world are watching the Olympic Opening Ceremonies hoping that “Doctor Who” will be included. Held in London, the 2012 Summer Olympics have been eagerly awaited. Many British pop culture icons were included such as Benedict Cumberbatch, JK Rowling, Rowan Atkinson and even Mary Poppins. Fans were exuberant when, during the musical montage, there was distinctively the TARDIS...
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Who lit the flame?
All I know is it wasn’t the Doctor.
