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Ok the timing of this was just perfect, especially when at first glance I thought both posts were by the same person.
This is the (abridged) story of a mass email conversation on my school’s account. Against my better judgement, I lol’d.
Kinda creepy… but funny. Definitely funny.
Dave Beard
| SAMPSON: | [Aside ta GREGORY] Is tha law of our side, if I say ay? |
|---|---|
| GREGORY: | No. |
| SAMPSON: | Fuck dat shit, sir, I do not bite mah thumb at you, sir yo, but I bite mah thumb, sir. |
| ... | |
| BENVOLIO: | Part, fools! Put up yo' slyrics; you know not what tha fuck you do. |
| ... | |
| LADY MONTAGUE: | Thou shalt not stir a gangbangin' foot ta seek a gangbangin' foe. |
| ... | |
| Prince: | Once more, on pain of dirtnap, all pimps depart. |
Chili. Chili is what speaks to people. I think I’ve been going about things all wrong prior to this. X)
I made a thing for my cello case.
I think it pretty much covers all the bases.
[aggressively procrastinates]
So today I was in line behind this guy I’d never seen around on campus before, and I wasn’t eavesdropping or anything but I was right next to him and his conversation was very loud, and I swear, this kid sounded like fricking Ralph Macchio and my first impression would have been that he was an out-of-stater, definitely East Coast. But no, his conversation with the guy in front of him shot down every possible theory I could have formed about why, in small town Illinois, this guy sounds like he was born in the heart of New York.
I shit you not, he said explicitly that he was a local, has lived in this town his whole life, just like his parents, and he all but ended with “badda-bing, badda-boom.”
Given this information I can think of absolutely no explanation as to why he sounds like the damn Karate Kid. I thought someone was pulling my leg; I think even the guy he was talking to was confused. XD Dude, what is your accent?!
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